Inspired

Server Monitoring

If your budget is unlimited and your expectations are low, we can monitor your servers today.
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The Performance King

Our $5 virtual machines running PHP 3 can provide several pings per minute while handling 2 to 3 users at a time.

We can monitor anything...like servers...and some other servers.

We have nodes in ~~all~~ a few countries. Your personal information is not secure in most, but we're still better than Meta.

1 ping per day

No notification for failures

Results may or may not be accurate

10 pings per day

2 notifications per day

Results are generally accurate, knock on wood

Unlimited pings per day*

Unlimited notifications per day*

If results are not accurate, we'll pay for another service.**

For $499, learn more

* Not actually unlimited

** No, we actually we will not

Interested in pay as you go? Only $1 per ping.