Inspired

Server Monitoring

If your budget is unlimited and your expectations are low, we can monitor your servers today.

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High Performance Monitoring

The Performance King

Our $5 virtual machines running PHP 3 can provide several pings per minute while handling 2 to 3 users at a time.

One stop for everything

We can monitor anything...like servers...and some other servers.

One Stop Monitoring
Worldly Monitoring

Worldly

We have nodes in all a few countries. Your personal information is not secure in most, but we're still better than Meta.

Gold

$99/month


1 ping per day


No notification for failures


Results may or may not be accurate

Platinum

$199/month


10 pings per day


2 notifications per day


Results are generally accurate, knock on wood

Nirvana

$499/month


Unlimited pings per day*


Unlimited notifications per day*


If results are not accurate, we'll pay for another service.**

For $499, learn more

* Not actually unlimited

** No, we actually we will not

Interested in pay as you go? Only $1 per ping.

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