Inspired
Server Monitoring
If your budget is unlimited and your expectations are low, we can monitor your servers today.
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The Performance King
Our $5 virtual machines running PHP 3 can provide several pings per minute while handling 2 to 3 users at a time.
One stop for everything
We can monitor anything...like servers...and some other servers.


Worldly
We have nodes in all a few countries. Your personal information is not secure in most,
but we're still better than Meta.
Gold
$99/month
1 ping per day
No notification for failures
Results may or may not be accurate
Platinum
$199/month
10 pings per day
2 notifications per day
Results are generally accurate, knock on wood
Nirvana
$499/month
Unlimited pings per day*
Unlimited notifications per day*
If results are not accurate, we'll pay for another service.**
For $499, learn more* Not actually unlimited
** No, we actually we will not
Interested in pay as you go? Only $1 per ping.